

)Ī touching and evocative account of the winds of change observed by the young Confucian scholar Li Mi-reuk (Maitreya). German came in handy when I watched DER YALU FLIEßT / AMNOK RIVER FLOWS. Take the best-made, most highly regarded drama you have seen and overanalyze its plot to nitpick its every minuscule flaw and shred its self-esteem.Now that you are an artist, rewrite that awful ending to that drama-that one that really sucked.In the real world, this is called performance art. Don’t explain yourself, just throw yourself into the scene and see who gets it. Take a random drama scene and re-create it in real life.Mentally recast every single show that has disappointed you, ever, with improved fantasy casts.Bonus points if you manage not to get arrested.Cosplay as a lesser-known drama character and see if anyone can tell who you are.Luckily, there are tons of boring shows on right now that are ideal for this exercise. Who says an hourlong show has to be over in 60 minutes? Not if you hit pause every time it gets slow, forget what you were watching, rewind to cover the same ground twice, maybe thrice if you’re really ambitious/motivated/mind-numbingly bored. Take your time watching the existing shows to fill the empty hours.


Although, apparently so is Beauty, and f*ck that shit.Have Chun Song-yi fight the Mermaid for any and all the Lee Min-hos. Coffee Prince versus Prosecutor Princess. Make the Goblin fall in love with Hong Seol. Create elaborate fan trailers of a hero from one drama falling in love with a heroine (…or hero) from another drama, a la Rooftop Fashion King, Baker King Cinderella, or Hunter over Flowers. Create random fanwall games and follow along just to see how many other Beanies are as bored as you.Listicles, which once seemed like harbinger of the imminent collapse of literacy and good taste, are now the premier information delivery vehicle. Watch lists, wish lists, backlog lists, grocery shopping lists. Send them to javabeans and ease her despair. Tag them #lolbeans, even though hashtags don’t work on our site, because technical difficulties #wails. Gif every puppy expression Seo In-gook has ever made. Meme everything that can be memed, and some that shouldn’t. 128 OctoOcto15 things to do during Chuseok week while there are zero new dramas and zero drama news by javabeans
